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Computer virus

Pahars has also caught every virus going except a computer virus and he is probably working on that even now.

Too heavy to fall

He's a big guy (Jardel) and at 15 stone to fall like that...my grandson weighs two and a half stone and he wouldn't have fallen.

Tell your friends

When you (Jardel) go and speak to your mates and they ask what you contributed to the game and you say 'I fell, I fell like a big Jessie'.

Catch flu

I've been training for just over a month now but for the first two weeks of that I couldn't even catch flu.

On being 4th

I'm going home now to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps and I'll sit in front of the television and look at the table on Teletext all night.

Getting a grip on knockouts

And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley...unless somebody knocks us out.

Miss to score

You have got to miss them to score sometimes.