Unpoetic
If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers, and sardines, he’s called a philosopher. I’d just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap.
Authors / Gordon Strachan
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Gordon Strachan
6 quotes
Computer virus
Pahars has also caught every virus going except a computer virus and he is probably working on that even now.
Too heavy to fall
He's a big guy (Jardel) and at 15 stone to fall like that...my grandson weighs two and a half stone and he wouldn't have fallen.
Tell your friends
When you (Jardel) go and speak to your mates and they ask what you contributed to the game and you say 'I fell, I fell like a big Jessie'.
On being 4th
I'm going home now to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps and I'll sit in front of the television and look at the table on Teletext all night.
Crumble like a wreck
I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge.