David James
David James is a cretin.
Teams / West Ham
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West Ham
9 quotes · England
Transition
The shopping is not finished and before the pre-season starts I would like to bring in another two players. I like shopping, maybe I have become a woman.
Belching and farting
Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.
For the fish
The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.
Chelsea fun
I love to see Chelsea players moaning at the referee, trying to intimidate the officials, and Jose jumping up and down in his technical area. It’s great to see.
On Mourinho
I don’t give a sh*te to be honest. He can’t take it, can he? He can’t take it because we’ve out-tactic-ed him, out-witted him. He just can’t cope. He can tell me all he wants.
Acres of time
Matty Jarvis had acres of time there.
Guttering
Not to win is guttering.
You little girl
Taricco fell over and his feet were in the air. He pushed them out and hit me in the chest on purpose and, as some foreigners do, he was rolling around like a little girl.