Exciting
Sometimes you want Obertan to open his legs and do something a bit exciting.
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Newcastle United
16 quotes · England
Vertical
The ref was vertically 15 yards away.
Marginal
The margin is very marginal.
Jessica Rabbit
This is not just a dream, this is a wet dream of orgasmic proportions. It’s got more curves than Jessica Rabbit on steroids.
2%
We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match.
Never done his best
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Rudiments of poultry farming
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket.
On the fence
I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence.
Neck and neck
They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.
No monks at Newcastle United
They can't be monks - we don't want them to be monks, we want them to be football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level.
Girl power
If we invite any player up to the Quayside to see the girls and then up to our magnificent stadium, we will be able to persuade any player to sign.
Better tackle than Tyson
Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn't bite. And he has a great tackle.
Shearer vs Bellamy
You've got both ends of the spectrum at Newcastle. On the one hand there's Alan Shearer, who is rightly regarded as an ambassador for the game. And then there's Craig Bellamy.
102%
We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.
Unbeating and winning
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Lots of shots
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.