Head
That’s exactly how you head a ball…you use your head.
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Chelsea
13 quotes · England
Ageless player
The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.
Nine out of ten
Maka’s normally a one-in-ten man. Most players score nine out of ten, but he misses nine out of ten.
Melons
Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.
Problems
I have a problem, which is I’m getting better at everything related to my job since I started.
Cow
You may as well put a cow in the middle of the pitch, walking. And then stop the game because there was a cow.
Mary Poppins
Football managers are like a parachutist, at times, it doesn’t open. Here, it is an umbrella. You understand, Mary Poppins.
Arrogant
Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.
More omelette woes
In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.
Omelette?
It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs – no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs.
Twins
It's true the club has only seen my useless twin brother so far because my shooting in front of goal all depends on split-second timing and I can't pretend I've got it right yet.
Inspirational leadership
Can we become champions? Of course not. Only a stupid man would think we can.
Kicking where?
Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.